Video: Gordon Ramsay look-a-like drives his rental car into the town of Polebridge, Montana. He looks at his tank. The “empty fuel” signals on the dash. He exits vehicle and walks into the Mercantile.

Gordon: I need bear spray, a Huckleberry Bear Claw, and a tank of gas.

Clerk: You got it!

Video: Rachel Ray look-a-like, standing by the hat rack in the Mercantile, takes off her sunglasses while looking at GR, and walks over to the counter.

Rachel: Are you Gordon?

Gordon: Are you Rachel?

Clerk: What would you like?

Rachel: I’ll have a Huckleberry Pie Bar.

Clerk: Coming up!

Video: Guy Fieri look-a-like walks to counter with a coffee and fishing pole.

Guy: I’ll take a loaf of Huckleberry Beer Bread with my coffee and this fishing pole.

Clerk: Good choice.

Video: Julia Child look-a-like walks into the Mercantile.

Julia: I’ll rent one of your cabins and have all the wine in the store.

Clerk: Great choice!

Video: Gordon Ramsay, Rachel Ray, and Guy Fieri look-a-likes share glances at each other in shock.

Julia: You can get anything at the Polebridge Mercantile. Mention code “Julia Child” and receive a 15% discount on a pastry of your choice during opening weekend [dates appear on screen].